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What are the Critics Saying?

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Actual Recorded Comments of Big Time Critics:
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"A truly exciting and unique site. Soon to become the absolute best of the entire World Wide Web. Has a professional yet "home made" feel about it. Not full of all those copy-cat look-alike time-consuming flashing images and annoying frames."
("How was that?"   "Great. Sounds really great. Thanks a lot Mom.")
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"The web has become commercial and predictable and all the sites have the same slick glossy boring appearance. This site is beautiful and different. Support it. Please support this site. It just may be the last hope for the World Wide Web."
("Do you think that was a bit too much?"   "No that was great. Sounded just like a real critic. Thanks a lot. Here's your money.")

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"Finally, a site that doesn't look like it was made by college kids in marketing school. And it has actual, interesting, CONTENT!! For free!! Wow. If this site doesn't catch on, the internet will become nothing but a place to see flashing adds."
(" Oooh! Good one. Sounds like one of those snobby magazine review guys."
"Yeah. Thanks. I thought that marketing stuff sounded better than saying your site seems home made."
"Um, OK, yeah.")
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FINE PRINT:
Okay, yes, we made up those quotes. But we are nearly well known and any day now even better quotes will come pouring in. So we are just sort of "borrowing" quotes from the future until those real quotes come in.
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